THE INFINITY LESSONS - We Be Forecasting.
The 2008 MIFF Preview continues, unabated, here, with another new strand in this year’s program.
“NIGHT SHIFT”
In an attempt to curate some kind of “midnight movie” neo-horror program MIFF have sought monster-ey tales, weirdo freaky madness, and craaaazy wack-a-doodle cockamamie nonsense. Apparently midnight is the hour of silly words.
DAI-NIPPONJIN — In what could be the breakout film of the festival, Japanese TV star Hitoshi Matsumoto has fashioned that rarest of work: one that no one can actually talk about properly. Ostensibly a melancholic mock/comedy about a bored/boring superhero, it actually sounds (when words meet cohesion) funny AND moving. Get excited, Melbourne.
DEAD DAUGHTERS — “Sweaty” performances? An “oppressive” 119 minutes? “The most distracting, show-offy cinematography yet in a modern cinema landscape that’s way too full of it“? It’s almost difficult to find any evidence of the hype that led to this Russian ghost film’s US remake rights being bought, but I guess we’ll see it here soon enough.
DONKEY PUNCH — Taking a definitively hackneyed plotline - a bunch of up-for-it lads in Spain, a boat and a dead girl - and fashioning a hackneyed-sounding film, this “slick commercial genre” horror is slowly winning some over, while others continue to ask “where was the yacht rock?“, whatever the fuck that means.
THE HORSEMAN — Are we actually enjoying a post-Wolf Creek outback-horror renaissance? And I mean that both ways: is it actually happening? If so, are we happier for it? Very little advance word on this very recently completed Australian feature, but its opening scene is already award-winning.
INSIDE — Already called “a neo-horror near-masterpiece” and “the beginning of a longer conversation about the poetic potentials of the visceral“, I’m already upset at having to see this fascinating-sounding nightmare. Don’t get me wrong - I’m looking forward to another Béatrice Dalle menacing, but I’m upset that I’m going to be so upset again. Maybe I shouldn’t go…*smirk*…oh, you…
JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER — The use of “campy” as an adjective always concerns me. It’s vague, is often somewhat derisive praise, and usually warns of sophomoric and under-crafted ‘Troma-esque’ humour somewhere in your near future. Also: “If Jack Brooks was made in the 80’s, it would be a cult classic by now” goes the MIFF program blogbite, and I genuinely can’t tell if that’s a good thing to say about a film or an awful awful thing to say about a film.
SPIDER BABY – Jack Hill, that old man of xploitation, never really experienced any real success in his creative life, but his legacy of heralded works - among them an awesome pair of sub-genre-defining works - is kinda singular amongst his generation of Roger-Corman-trained hatchetmen; Hill really the only one to achieve any later success within his original discipline, to use that term kinda loosely. Spider Baby, his culty-est, screens here all re-everything-ed, courtesy of Tarantino’s constant championing. It’s being remade, you know. And apparently it was a very off-Broadway musical indeed. Once.
SUKIYAKI WESTERN DJANGO – Takashi Miike is the Grant Morrison of the cinema: a character-driven genre-obsessed style-drenched genius, a genuine idea factory. He’s the kind of filmmaker whose awesomest misfires are still filled with the flaming madness of a creative wildfire, and being the most prolific filmmaker IN THE WORLD has got to count for something. “Fun you will have“? See y’all there.
SURVEILLANCE — I used to know this girl in high school who would defend Boxing Helena a lot. She also liked that dead fairy picture book, too. I kinda hated both. With the familiar sound of deafening criticism raining down on the other littler Lynch - this newest all “heavily strained, discordant dialogue“ and “inanity“ - she just hopes you don’t get distracted by her direction.











